Mall Santa is a stubby, old man with a long, white beard playing the role of a typical mall Santa. He wears a typical Santa suit with a black belt and golden buckle, white gloves, maroon shoes and a stocking cap. He is seen with a worried expression at all times while sweating profusely.
During the track Winter Horrorland, much like everybody else that was spectating in the previous songs, he is nowhere to be seen.
- Daddy Dearest and Mommy Mearest are seated on Santa's chair in their Week 5 appearance, highly suggesting that they have stolen it from Mall Santa.
- ninjamuffin99, the game's programmer, has stated that Santa died during Week 5. How he died remains vague and unclear.
- ninjamuffin99 has hinted that the real reason for Mall Santa's wide-eyed expression is not because of him being held at gunpoint, but rather him sneaking a look at Mommy Mearest's breasts.
|Main Characters||Boyfriend - Girlfriend|
|Antagonists||Daddy Dearest - Skid and Pump - Monster - Pico - Mommy Mearest - Senpai - Spirit - Tankman|
|Upcoming||Cassette Girl - Hank J. Wimbleton - Ritz The Rat - Cassandra|
|Scrapped or Unused||Lucky Boy|
|Background Characters||Henchmen - Santa Claus - Background Freaks - Tankmen|